can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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