Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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