Do vagina's smell?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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