All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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