: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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