im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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