So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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