I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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