it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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