i'm signing you up for texting rehab
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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