this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Randomize