It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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