I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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