I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
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she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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