I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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