i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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