This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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