He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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