Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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