you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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