Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
there's paper in my vomit.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
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saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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