The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.