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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Yes give me all the cream and he's gone

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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• (817): View more from Texas

  she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  nutella sex= disaster

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• (954): View more from Florida

  They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"

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• (209): View more from California

  He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina

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• (518): View more from New York

  How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.

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