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(240): View more from Maryland

she was so not down for the gang bang

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(314): View more from Missouri

Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived

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(801): View more from Utah

I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.

(1-801): View more from Utah

We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.

(801): View more from Utah

I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!

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(330): View more from Ohio

Fuck 8am classes

(330): View more from Ohio

Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Mattress luging...It's a long story.

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(530): View more from California

Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.

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(406): View more from Montana

You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .

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