so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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