he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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