oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
BRING THE BAGELS
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
You did what with his pubic hair?
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