dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
