But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
We don't watch enough power rangers
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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