Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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