On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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