Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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