there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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