If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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