Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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