My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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