i'm lost and i look like a hooker
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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