i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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