Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
