I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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