i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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