Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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