she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
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after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
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Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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