This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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