The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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