Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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