Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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