found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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