you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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