he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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