just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
