69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Randomize
