sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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