why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
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We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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