I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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