your room smells of hookers.
And success
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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