Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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