You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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