I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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